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Rapist escapes with victims vehicle,,,
get it huh huh!!!!!!!
hee hee hee
The man brain
Yo mama jokes!
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart
and landed right on Target.
Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom
Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your
mama floated
Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to
make animal cookies
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
Your mom is so dirty when I asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs!
Sunday School
 Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called
on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and
Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even
stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher
said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. 
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you
stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
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