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Rapist escapes with victims vehicle,,,


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The man brain









Yo mama jokes!                      

Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies

Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts! 
                                                                                                 Your mom is so dirty when I asked her whats for dinner she opened  her legs and said crabs! 

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' 

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' 

The Teacher fainted.