*I see ur drinking 1% is that cause u think ur fat? cause
ur not u could drink whole if u wanted to!*
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I
don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could
I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must
have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to
need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold
up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter, I told my Mom
I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien?
Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you
that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa
to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related
to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come
here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl:
No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear
your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you
hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms,
cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm,
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice
guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than
the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every
time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving
you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but
if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
speaking the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket, because
you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and
it says I have time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas
are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, whats your name? Did you go to (put in a place)
yesterday? (no) Oh, right that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop,
I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead,
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't
hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture
somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
I lost my teddy bear so can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because
I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't
talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so
sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over
there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
101. It's never easy meeting
a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?
Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
103. You must be the cause of global warming.
104. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
105. It looks like you need a man in your life.
How about me?
106. Girl, you must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
107. Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do
you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
108. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said
you were looking for me.
109. Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
110. Are you a broom?
Because you sure swept me off my feet.
111. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black
112. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point,
sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
113. I think we should be lab partners because you and
I have chemistry.
114. I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
115. Did you
know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around
her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to go out with me?
117. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.
119. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it
with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
120. If I were a tear drop I would be born in
your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
121. If you're here, who's running heaven?
you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
123. I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find
it I'll stop loving you.
124. If I were you I would go out with me.
125. Do you work for NASA? Because
you're outta this world.
126. Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what
you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.
127. I couldn't pay attention in school (or
work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.
128. Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.
You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
130. If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The
131. If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
132. Is there an airport
near by or is that my heart taking off?
133. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily
intake of vitamin me.
134. One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking
at you, nothing else can compare.
135. May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?
136. I have
an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
137. Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep
139. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
140. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
Are you a pokemon? cuz i want a picacheu!